We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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