what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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