Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just gift wrapped bread.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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