jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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