Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
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