38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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