Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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