I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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