Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
