I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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