There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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