how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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