I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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