ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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