I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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