I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Randomize
