My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
My dick has a subreddit
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
