'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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