I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
