Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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