Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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