Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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