The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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