Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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