For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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