I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
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