i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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