She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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