Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
it's like iHOP with fire
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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