google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Randomize
