Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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