she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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