Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
