these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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