all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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