ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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