grandma shit on top of the toilet
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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