spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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