I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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