I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
We don't watch enough power rangers
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
My vagina is very pro this idea
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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