He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
