You surviving the open bar?
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You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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