Are we in a gay sports bar?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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