booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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