I'm jealous of your bromance
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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