I think i sorta joined a cult last night
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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