im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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