Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
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