You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
