Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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