new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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