stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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