Apparently you make a good broom.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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