there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
We’re leaving where are you
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