wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I wish there were birth control emojis
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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